
I like to try to get away at the end of each summer. I bust my hump putting on concerts and shooting fireworks and need a break by mid August. Usually, I go camping.
This year, Danielle (my girlfriend) and I, along with our two dogs, made a plan to go to Vermont and camp there. We saw a commercial on TV last winter for a free Vermont camping guide and called the 800 number. They sent us a lot of stuff.
Immediately, we see there is approximately 321,965 campgrounds in Vermont. There are two types of campgrounds: State Parks and Private. We made no reservations and thought it would be cool to take a week or ten days in Vermont. The plan was - no plan. Just head into Vermont, find campgrounds and stay for a night... two if we really liked the spot.

We took the Thruway to Albany. Is there any drive more boring than the NYS Thruway? Past Albany, we cross into southwest Vermont. Our first pick was an omen. It was a "Private" campground that turned out to be an open field with 50 RVs in it. Not our style of camping. We like woods, silence, scenery, campfires... you know, real camping. So we went to the next spot, a State Park called Thompson. Real small, quiet and nice.

From there, we drove to Springfield, VT. This is the town that won the Simpsons Movie contest. About a month before we got there, the Simpsons Movie marketing people had a contest to hold the Simpsons premier in which ever "Springfield" was most like the Simpsons' Springfield. So everywhere, there is Simpsons stuff. Signs in every store window. Bart and Homer EVERYWHERE. I love the Simpsons, so I got a kick out of it.
The best thing was the movie theater. They had a ten foot trophy in front of the theater as the prize for winning the contest. The trophy was a gigantic hand of Homer holding a pink doughnut. Matt Groening had signed the trophy and drew a Homer on it himself.
In Springfield, we stayed at a "Private" campground. This place made us think "Private" campgrounds were awesome. Secluded, woodsy, trails, night time fires.. and ... HOOK UPS. We are in a pop-up camper Danielle got last Spring. It's nice to plug them in and have water, but not a necessity. Private Campgrounds all have electric and water hook ups, State Parks have zero. This would be the last private campground we saw and liked.


In this guide we got off TV, every single place had glowing reviews. From reading the descriptions, you'd think there wasn't a bad spot in all of VT. Wrong. The State Parks, all awesome. The Private Campgrounds usually were a big field with RVs in it. Some of these RVs looked

like they'd been there for years. We saw some with additions, built of plywood. Weird. And some of these "campgrounds" were just the backyard of enterprising mountain person with a bunch of land. Stupid.
It was about at this point my phone went dead. No signal, no battery. What a fucking blessing. My phone is like an electronic leash. As soon as I am out having a good time, a work call comes in and yanks me back. No phone, no yank-back. Loved it. Every time I did get some signal / power, I'd check voicemail and see I had 7-10 new messages. I just laughed and flipped it closed.
Next, we drive to Groton State Forest. Jackpot.

HUGE State forest with FIVE State Parks inside it. I went solo one morning to check it out and hung out with this worker who had been there since the 50's. He was showing me old pictures of the place, spinning yarns of yester-year. I ate it up. In the days following, I'd spit out history of the park and Danielle would say "How the hell do you know
that?"
At Groton, we stayed at a place called "Big Deer."

Ideal camping. Except for our trashy ass neighbors. Oh my god these people drove me nuts. Yelling to each other at 6:30AM. Hogging the shower. Five cars their friends showed up in. And, I don't know why this urks me- but they would douse their fire with lighter fluid every five minutes. If you can't start and maintain a goddamn camp fire without an excellerant, then DON'T HAVE A FUCKING FIRE YOU TRASH MONGERS. So I started to act like them to try and annoy these idiots. I'd yell "
CHARLENE!!!!" when Danielle was walking to the bathroom. Or just swear real loud in their direction. They didn't get the hint.
Next we head to the Burlington area. Cool place. Lot's of hippies. My people. But we didn't stay there. We drove a bit South of town and found another State Park. Button Bay, right on Lake Champlain. Now the dogs can swim.

Speaking of dogs, I should introduce you. First we have Luna, the pitbull. Oooooh.. scary pitbull. WRONG. She's the one who's scared. She's a co-dependant weenie who wouldn't hurt a fly. Maybe a chipmunk... but not a fly. And then we have Buster- the spectacle. He's a Bulldog and just about as adorable as they come. Everywhere Buster goes, he's the star. It gets kind of ridiculous sometimes. Little kids come by all the time just to see him. He's the mascot for a local bar. He has a
MySpace page and is in my favorite band's top friends. I'm not, he is. He does this peculiar thing- sitting in chairs. He loves those canvas, fold up chairs. Climbs on in by himself

and will sit for hours. People I do not event know, who live near me, know Buster. Buster and Luna are in love, it's clear. They make out. They -ahem- get loud on Sundays. I don't know why it's always Sunday when they are in the mood, but it is. They're both fixed so I just let 'em go. Danielle does not approve.


Button Bay was nice. We had our own little spot on the water and no one was around. This State Park was run by some sort of college program. There were college kids running the place, pretty neat. One caught us taking wood from the shed (which we were told we could do and pay for in the morning) and he was said in a stoner voice "Yeeeeeah. Thats fiiiine, man."
Neither Danielle or myself had ever been on a Ferry. They have a bunch of them that cross Lake Champlain into New York. So we took one that dumped us right in the Adirondacks. We drove across the Adirondacks all the way to Watertown. Great drive.

We wrapped up our trip at my Uncles place... or should I say PALACE in Henderson, NY. It's right on Lake Ontario and gorgeous. My Uncle said we could stay as long as we wanted; he and my Aunt were going to be at their house in Syracuse. It was the perfect wrap-up to the perfect vacation. We spent two nights there and went home the day before moe.down to drop the dogs and get back on the road.